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January 4th, 2000
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'n' Giggles
Here's where you can find funny pics and jokes and whatnot!
Dave Grohl asks....
Do you know any good pick-up lines?
"I know I don't look like much now, but
I'm drinking milk."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I
see!"
"Can I have directions?" To where? "To your
heart."
"Say, did we go to different schools together?"
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like
this?"
"I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, a
Pretty Woman."
Look at her shirt label. When she says, "What are you
doing?", you say "Checking to see if you were made in
heaven."
To use during a snowstorm: "Would you like to join me in the
Bahamas next week?"
“Think you can dance in those shoes?”
“Did you have a color television when you were a kid?”
(Flesh this out with the old "settle an argument"
trick, ask her what color Fred Flintstone's dog Dino is. This
always helps to generate further conversation.)
In the produce department, "How can you tell if these things
are ripe?"
“Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly
what to get me for Christmas.”
“Do you have any raisins? How about a date?”
"Hi. I'm (name). That's a great (shirt, dress, tie,
etc.)."
"Hello. I'd like to buy you a cup of coffee if you're
free."
"Hi, may I get you a drink?"
"You wanna grab a cuppa coffee?"
"You look beautiful tonight"
"You free for dinner tonight?"
"Can I flirt with you?"
"So... How am I doing?"
"Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?"
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